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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:17 am 
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"I hope you can see this, Im doing it as hard as I can"

This is a totally lame story.. Nothing like making a few guys the scapegoats when a public official makes a complete fool of himself.
As miles obrien points out." ITs a little odd that these things were in 10 major cities for weeks and no one said boo"
The police were also notified in advance of the marketing campaign. Really gives you confidence in the humans whose job it is to respond to real disasters.

HEres a different link.. the text below is from another link..
BTW it WASNT a bomb hoax, unless the person who reported it did it with malice. THe people involved in the campaign in no way intended it as anything other than advertising.z
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BOSTON - More than 10 blinking electronic devices planted at bridges and other spots in Boston threw a scare into the city Wednesday in what turned out to be a publicity campaign for a late-night cable cartoon. Most if not all of the devices depict a character giving the finger.
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Highways, bridges and a section of the Charles River were shut down and bomb squads were sent in before authorities declared the devices were harmless.

"It's a hoax — and it's not funny," said Gov. Deval Patrick, who said he'll speak to the state's attorney general "about what recourse we may have."

Turner Broadcasting, a division of Time Warner Inc. and parent of Cartoon Network, said the devices were part of a promotion for the TV show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force," a surreal series about a talking milkshake, a box of fries and a meatball.

"The packages in question are magnetic lights that pose no danger," Turner said in a statement, issued a few hours after reports of the first devices came in.

It said the devices have been in place for two to three weeks in 10 cities: Boston, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Atlanta, Seattle, Portland, Ore., Austin, Texas, San Francisco and Philadelphia.

"We regret that they were mistakenly thought to pose any danger," the company said.

The marketing company responsible for the campaign, Interference Inc., had no immediate comment. A woman who answered the phone at the New York-based firm's offices on Wednesday afternoon said the firm's CEO was out of town and would not be able to comment until Thursday.

There were no reports from police Wednesday of residents in the other nine cities spotting similar devices.

Austin police spokeswoman Toni Chovanetz said the marketing company told the department about the devices Wednesday afternoon and was working with the city to remove them. She did not know where the devices were placed and said no one had contacted police about seeing one.

Boston Mayor Thomas Menino said he'll seek to punish those responsible, and indicated that the penalty could be two to five years in prison per count.

After Turner made its announcement, Menino said he was "prepared to take any and all legal action" against the company and its affiliates "for any and all expenses incurred during the response to today's incidents."

"That would include any criminal or civil action," Menino spokeswoman Meaghan Maher later clarified. Boston Police would not comment on any potential charges.

Homeland Security Department spokesman Russ Knocke praised Boston authorities for sharing their knowledge quickly with Washington officials and the public.

"Hoaxes are a tremendous burden on local law enforcement and counter-terrorism resources and there's absolutely no place for them in a post-9/11 world," Knocke said.

Authorities said some of the objects looked like circuit boards or had wires hanging from them.

The first device was found at a subway and bus station underneath Interstate 93, forcing the shutdown of the station and the highway.

Later, police said four calls, all around 1 p.m., reported devices at the Boston University Bridge and the Longfellow Bridge, both of which span the Charles River, at a Boston street corner and at the Tufts-New England Medical Center.

The package near the Boston University bridge was found attached to a structure beneath the span, authorities said.

Subway service across the Longfellow Bridge between Boston and Cambridge was briefly suspended, and Storrow Drive was closed as well. A similar device was found Wednesday evening just north of Fenway Park, police spokesman Eddy Chrispin said.

Wanda Higgins, a 47-year-old Weymouth resident and a nurse at Massachusetts General Hospital, heard about the threat as she watched television news coverage while preparing to leave work at 4 p.m.

"I saw the bomb squad guys carrying a paper bag with their bare hands," Higgins said. "I knew it couldn't be too serious."

Messages seeking additional comment from the Atlanta-based Cartoon Network were left with several publicists.

"Aqua Teen Hunger Force" is a cartoon with a cultish following that airs as part of the Adult Swim late-night block of programs for adults on the Cartoon Network. A feature length film based on the show is slated for release March 23.

The cartoon also includes two trouble-making, 1980s-graphic-like characters called "mooninites," named Ignignokt and Err — who were pictured on the suspicious devices. They are known for making the obscene hand gesture depicted on the devices.

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I'm betting the city has no legal recourse in this matter. The cartoon network does not bear the responsibility for the city's over-reaction. Bin Laden must be laughing his ass off.

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I'm wondering if this is what TedBell found on his nighttime walk. Remember the LED light in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Finally, somebody is taking the Moonite Invasion threat seriously besides Frylock.

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Well i wonder if their ratings will get a bump? ATHF was my favorite show for a good while.
I think Spirit formation journey anniversary says it all :al_lmao: :fn_thumbs_up:
Man ,, theyll be bumpin this forever.... unbelievable

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sounds like the same technology - "magnet lights", but used for a different campaign. the one i found was just a green led, not an image of a finga. i dont like em either way. i'm with the Empire on this one.

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They were cute little signs
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Wish I had been able to snag one off a building before the ATF came along and detonated them all.


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Did anyone ever own a light bright? Why did other people in other cities ignore this threat to draw electricity from the city?

Maybe people in Boston didn't get lightbrights because of some distribution problems, a snafu? Well, at least Washington is behind this one and will make sure these cartoon promoting bastards get 2 to 5 years in prison, I mean hilarious comic gold!

btw, xman, that's Agent Cooper in your avatar. Is he ok? I know that last I saw him he was possessed by Bob and the real Dale Cooper is still trapped in the Black Lodge. I hope Agent Coop's allright and back to his old self. :wink:

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Unannounced 'faux-guerilla' light arrays, with visible wires and batteries, do not need to be attached to bridges.

At best - at very best - this is obnoxious corporate ad-creep.

Fuck Time Warner. I hope they pay through the nose.

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At least the kids on Ebay are picking up the slack on the lack of supply for an actual Mooninite:

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And this story has gotten twisted a bit--there were mooninites on bridges, but they were also on the fronts of a couple of buildings and on restaurant awnings, etc. Some folks in the media keep talking about the ones attached to bridges.

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Cool, LED graffiti.

They'll probably pass a law, "You can not leave anything lying around that would freak out a moron". Now that the Nation is alerted to the terrorist threat of outdoor lighted displays, Homeland Security is going to be pretty busy next Christmas.

Hey, do you think if they animated the LEDs they'd call in Jack Bauer? :lol:

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This reminds me of the Space Invader art I saw all over Paris. There were small SI mosaics looking down at passers by and I don't recall feeling threatened, not were the Parisians. :roll:

http://www.sixspace.com/gallery/invader2005/

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So it would be not cool to drop a cellphone "Accidentally" after having it set with a custom ringtone of a cop with a megaphone saying "Citizens, do not be alarmed, the emergency will be over shortly, Remain calm but lock all your doors" then.

or after doing all that and dropping the phone sort of " accidentally" calling the phone "just to see if I can locate it".

If the cops really wanted to cut down on terrorism then they should educate the people to a few substantial facts.

One of which is that the amount of explosives needed to take out a structure like a bridge or dam or house would be huge. A little flashing device like that would maybe take a chunk out of the guardrail. Big Deal. Whoop-de-freakin'-do.


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Agit: This reminds me of the Space Invader art I saw all over Paris.

We got the invader guy here too:

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big difference between tile mosaic - and batteries and wires. (check the abc video of the story for a good look at the "advertisement gadgets" - they do in fact look plausibly bombish.)

also - the invader guy is pursuing some kind of artistic yen, not flogging some damn product.

what if Halliburton, or Nike, or Gatorade just showed up somewhere and started plastering their logo all over public property ? Neon nike swoosh on the Brooklyn Bridge ! Who would print up the t-shirts and say, Oh Kewl !

brojo - what if the intent was not to destroy the bridge, but only to kill a random passerby ? In otherwords, is it so much of a stretch to see these gadgets as a potential IED ? I don't think so.

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an IED would work best if nobody sees it, or makes the assumption that it is only a bicycle left at the curb while the owner runs in to the store to pick up some quick munchies. Or magnets disguised as lane markers, that would be actually limpet-style mines.

I get all kind of ugly ideas like that because I have a habit of reading army tech manuals, like Unconvential Warfare-- Devices and Techniques.

Dropping a wallet or a purse on the street with some PETN or Semtek set to blow when somebody opens it is another example.

One suggestion I got from an ex-hippie would be to booby trap a butane lighter, and set it out in a parking lot somewhere, because the prevailing almost reflexive action is to pick it up and check to see if it works (he was lightly referring to a guerrilla campaign against crack heads)

Getting people all paranoid only gives the Big Brother-ites more fuel.

The point being, the truly effective devices wouldn't make a splash like the Boston and 10 Other Cities campaign.

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